Chef Boyardee Ravioli Part II

ate the rest of the can.... it still sucked

Ever wonder.....

Ever wonder how many boxes of See's candy and bottles of crappy wine the mailman gets at Christmas time every year...

Ever wonder how many different ways wedding DJ's have had chicken prepared for them....

Ever wonder why Asians always drive silver camrys...

Ever wonder who was the genius that brought the combination of Chinese Food and Donuts into this world....

Ever wonder what all the New Year's resolution gym people are doing by the time March rolls around....

Ever wonder why the hell guys and gals between the ages of 30 and 40 always list "Goonies" as one of their favorite all time movies...

Ever wonder why the liquid goopy artificial cheese in a can always tastes way better on nachos than real cheese....

Chef Boyardee Ravioli

i ate half a can of Chef Boyardee Ravioli.... it sucked...
i'll probably eat the rest of it tomorrow...

Paper or Plastic?

so i was at the store last week... the checker asks this half drugged out old guy...

Paper or plastic sir? ....yes... Paper or plastic sir?... yes..... Paper or plastic?...... YES!

Hey you freakin retard, when they ask you Paper or Plastic... Its not a yes or no question...

very similar to the 31 flavors episode i saw year's back... sugar cone or regular ?

stupid people are................. stupid...

Happy Chinese New Years

i called a couple of chinese friends to wish them a new year... they were happy to hear from me..

i called my redneck friend to wish him one also, he didn't know what the f*&k i was talking about.... i like doing shit like that... i call that entertainment

Why my blog sucks...

basically a blog is a reflection of its owner... i'm lazy and you can tell by my blog (i.e. no pictures, crappy links, etc. etc. ) that i'd rather be drinking a extra caffeinated non-fat mocha with a half a pound of splenda in it. btw, splenda is a god send....only problem is, it makes it such a hard choice when i'm at my local coffee counter now...... it goes something like this............hmmmm... lets see......... blue has been proven to give you brain damage... hmmmmm.................. okay......... pink is known to cause cancer in rats... hmmm.. all right... now......yellow... a natural sugar derivitive, not a chemical... says will not rot your brain or give you cancer... uhhhhhhh... geeeeeee.. call me daring and a risk taker, but i'm gonna go with the yellow........ duh..

2) i'm a shitty writer. lot of these bloggers just have some amazing skills, like pam at daily gluttony and sarah at the delicious life to name a few... if i could write like that, shit i would write too, but i suck really bad so i think i'm considering a format change......... to lists

3) low tech. i am the lowest of the low. i don't have an ipod, it takes me days to figure out simple shit like links and things, and i have a nokia 33something phone... (see below) . growing up in the times when there was such a thing as Apple and Apple I and the Commodore 64, the learning environment was limited... i've stayed pretty close to that era... besides i'm a stubborn mf*&er who thinks a lot of the technology is overrated anyways... only when people drag my ass and force me will i ever convert... see that guy holding that big ass leather cd briefcase... that's me..

4) my shitty ass 33something Nokia phone. which means its a big ass phone that doesn't take pictures and provide family entertainment through the internet and give you freakin movie times.... i mean this phone really sucks... dropped calls all the time ( although it provides a valid excuse for me sometimes) its big and bulky, doesn't take blackmail pics of traffic situations and your boss in a compromising position.. i'm just at a disadvantage
only reason i keep this piece of shit is cause i have the old ATT plan(requires old ass ATT phones) which gives me a shitload of minutes, but on this crappy ass phone what's the use ? oh yeah, i drop this s.o.b. 3 times a week and i have this extraordinary ability to lose stuff that's worth more than 10 bucks (i have cheap sunglasses also) .. hey, fancy ass motherf*&^er...try dropping that Razor 3 times a week and then lets talk huh? thats what i thought....

5) passion... or lack of, maybe i'll get into this a little more. at the current time its more a novelty to me than anything and i'm trying to get in my groove to finish up my latest piece of crap screenplay that i'm procrastinating on..

6)subject matter... most of y'all have lotsa shit to write about.. food, food, food, what the hell am i doing? there's only so much observation one can do in a 8 hour window. i see a lot of stupid ass shit at the coffeehouse where i write at. i guess i can tell you about the goings on over there.