The Grace Lee Project

Anyone into indie flicks/documentaries...

This looks berry, berry interesting, check out the trailer. Been wanting to see this for a while now, it looks pretty funny.

One stat said 47% of the Grace Lee's surveyed played the piano... that's solid enough for me, if your name is Grace Lee i'm automatically assuming you play the piano.. k.




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The Smartest Person Alive Is.....................

I don't know why these bizarre thoughts cross my mind, but I think about the most retarded, random things and they bug the crap out of me...

We'll do an Economics problem, cause they're so fun and exciting and we'll lose all the My Spacers cause its like cracking the Japanese War Code for them... i know i'm an ass.... lol...

Anyways, lets say you were at Company A selling widgets at 3 bucks per unit and gidgets at 5 bucks a piece.

Now, what the Smartest Person In the World did was essentially take this 3 dollar widget and 5 dollar gidget which they've been priced for decades and still remain priced at , put them together with say at max a 20% increase in costs and convinced people this new product was worth $20 bucks and as much as $75!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So who is the Smartest Person in the World?

its the dude who invented............. "brunch" !!!

what a genius!

there are only two people in this world i would love to meet and shake hands with. well, this guy is one of them. i would congratulate him and say man, you really worked over a lotta people, got them thinking it should pay a premium to eat between the hours of 10 and 2pm and accept it with a smile... now, that my friends is a marketing "genius"!!!!!!!!!

think about it, breakfast is 3 bucks, lunch is 5 bucks........ but, rename it and wham bam 20 bucks mam!

Sunday Brunch at the St. Regis....and your ass is out $75 bucks!!! that's about 35 Tommy's burgers!!!! no one meal is worth 35 Tommy's burgers..... funny, whenever i think of "value" i always compare any other purchase, meal or currency exchange in terms of a Tommy's burger currently trading at less than 2 dollars a burger.... buy Tommy's, sell EuroDollars...

anyways, i think eggs benedict is just okay(i've never lost sleep over eggs benedict, omelets made in front of your face or tropical fruit), but just because they serve that, some champagne and unlimited O.J. doesn't make me wanna pay 10,000% more for a meal... f#$k that !!!!

anyways, i know i'm ghetto and members of the ghetto meal tour understand where i'm going... So, I'll just say " pass on the hollandaise sauce" and slap me some more of that chicken fried steak!!!

oh btw, the other guy i want to meet before i die............ he's the freak who combined Chinese Food and Donuts !!!!!!!!! i can't believe people actually eat at a place where they fry your kung pao shrimp and jelly donuts in the same deep fryer.... nasty!

i would have loved to be a fly on the wall during the birth of that great American Institution...

Hey dude, we like need to increase revenues cause the Chinese Food ain't paying all the bills... you have any ideas?

yeah, dude we could like serve Chinese Food for lunch and dinner, but like we need some breakfast food

dude, why don't we like take the flour from the kung pao chicken and some sugar and deep fry some f*&king donuts!!!

duuuuude.... you're a genius !!!

and it worked...

My Space..... Is Freakin' Lame....

I know, I know...... I'm being negative again... throwing up crap I hate or think is stupid, but its really no fun for me to put up stuff thats "nice" and "fluffy", its too boring....

Anyhow, we recently put up a My Space for our low budget movie and I was asked to put up a My Space Profile as well.. I resisted, but finally caved in and am deeply ashamed of myself cause...

It sucks.

I really didn't want to delegate one neuron of thought or 2 calories of effort to this retarded form of communication cause it truly would be a waste of a neuron...

Maybe it's this "Generation Gap"thing, I'm freakin' too old and I just don't get how "wonderful" My Space truly is...

Hey, is it just me or does it seem like anyone and everyone on MySpace could have been an extra on the Fast And The Furious? My Space just dominates all other blog formats, which is a pretty scary thought . That means the U.S. has truly become what I have been fearing for so long............ Vin Diesel Nation... YIKES!

And you wonder how Saw 2 and Another Date Movie lead the box office earnings week after week.

I guess I'm just partial to Blogger and can't believe how My Space is so popular cause it is so really, really weak ass... Its like a simplified email for morons, but I think I figured out why its so special..... it has "pictures"! whoa....

Check it out, these are real conversations (one-way) taken directly from My Space. I like to read My Space for its comedic value...

guy - hey girl, where you been, why you not be callin' me

here's another classic......

girl - hey hooker...where have yo ass been?...your not even on myspace any more what's up with that?

somebody has to archive these forever in cyberspace, so 1000 years from now they can see what an intelligent existence we be!

anyways, you get the point... lets just say they're not hurting the curve in any of the upper division Physics and Literature courses. I'm desperately trying to disassociate myself with My Moron Space as soon as possible, but because this is a "True" reflection of our current society it keeps sucking me back indirectly like cell phones, atm's, krispy kreme, and denny's does... I'm not saying Blogger or Typepad is way better( it really is though) , but the people that use these formats can actually form a thought and write a "sentence"... wow.... how'bout that a sentence!............ you hooker!

Youngsters.... Quit ditching your high school English classes! Learn grammar, sentence structure, and basic addition and subtraction! That way you don't f@#k up my grilled chicken sandwich order at Mc Ghettos again...

We're doomed. This is the new generation and sad to say, I don't see my drive through orders improving in quality these coming decades....

I concede.

Vin Diesel.......... you win.

Now take the rest of the country quickly, but do me one favor. In the new society, please mandate the hoochie highlights for easy identification. thanks Vin.

And apologies to the My Spacer's offended by this post, I know I'm pretty insensitive, but I honestly care for your well being and direction in life.

My Space ....a mind is terrible thing to waste......

Hey L.A. Foodies.... Can Someone Please Explain...

The discrepencies below...

Los Angeles County Census - 2004

Asian - 11.9 %

Los Angeles Food Blogging Community

Asian - 95%

I don't get it?

There is absolutely no logical explanation for this discrepency.

A "skew" or a "slight variance" is one thing, but this is like totally freakin' obscene....

Although, I'm not a foodie, you might call me an "Observationist". Observing and commenting on random acts of human behavior and social occurences. Stereotyping, Ranting, Profiling, and Analyzing with no formal education or experience leads me to believe in the following theories for this naturally occuring phenomenon.

1) I missed the exclusionary posting on all your food blogging websites that said non-Asians need not apply?

2) The ratio of Asians with broadband capabilities are dispropotionate with the general population.

3) Asians just love to eat and talk about it.

4) Asians have a "Food Gene", if this is the case I discovered it, so it should be named DCCF Gene. I think this is possible, kinda like how only Asians "squat" ? I'm convinced that's genetic as well.... I've never seen a Caucasian, Latino, or African American squat unless they played for the Dodgers.

5)The Blogspot Non-Asian Filter kicks in anytime the words "tasty" or "yummy" are used.

5) You are all Bloodtype O's..... and this is your creative forum..... hmmm...

Anyways, you guys are all too nice, but its freakin' weird....